Mrs.Merkin

Forum Replies Created

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 47 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • in reply to: Long live the emperor…or not #45882
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    My own head almost exploded.

    in reply to: September 11, 2001 #17231
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Who DOES like Nickleback?
    Anyone here, besides radiodork? (Heheheh)

    in reply to: Are you reading us? #17227
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Awwwwww!

    in reply to: Are you reading us? #17222
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Howdy, guys! I just happened to check back in today after taking some time off. It’s good to see who’s here!

    in reply to: Pope Francis meets with Kim Davis? #14483
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    SNL gets it right regarding the Pope and Kim Davis:

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/miley-cyrus-monologue/2916006

    in reply to: Zimmerman in the news again #14482
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Lars Larson thinks he’s a great guy.

    in reply to: I had no idea #12282
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Pass the Kleenex.

    in reply to: Ft. Vancouver Fireworks on KGW #12281
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Who watches fireworks or parades on TV? I just don’t understand it. đŸ˜‰

    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Broadway is such a maroon.

    You put actual facts and statistics in front of his face that prove birth control works and considerably lowers abortion numbers.

    And what does he do? Does he rejoice? Does he admit he is wrong? Does he applaud the numbers? Does he masturbate to the good news?

    No. He brings up STDs. A truly lame switcheroo argument that compares butt-plugs to ben-wah balls.

    What a dildo.

    in reply to: Carly Fiorina on The Chinese #11017
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Meanwhile, I am still howling over Amus’ perfect segue (sp?). Hilarious and oh-so-funny.

    in reply to: Is Faux News bad for the GOP? #11016
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    “Out of touch, wealthy people, clueless, well demonstrated.”

    Exactly!

    Watching that video was truly painful. What nit-wits. I am truly speechless at the lack of manliness. The author should have just hit them over the head with the book and ran. Most teens and (gasp!) women can do better. I bet even that twit Elizabeth Hasselback could do it better, she just didn’t want to break a nail or get dirt on her knees.

    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    “Blood thirst”?

    What the hell is that? What does that even mean to you, Mr. Narrow-Way? That is such a ridiculous phrase. And used for sensationalism, which you swallowed like a carp: hook line and sinker.

    These religious fanatic zealot idiots put themselves on TV, are making a LOT of filthy lucre and they and YOU are sad they got caught in hiding molestation charges of little girls (or boys?) and that they forgot to tell the producers? And you’re talking about throwing stones? You are sadly misguided in your faith. Change the channel and go back to Pat Robertson and listen to him tell you about the devil living in used clothes at Goodwill. Go make cabbage soup in the park so you can brag about what a “Personal Jesus” you are to all of us. Or just stop quoting bible verses and ‘man up’, read Missing’s post. Real slow and out loud to yourself, then come back and give more than your usual 3-sentence-quip-quote-and-run BS.

    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    If it weren’t a media circus and so invasive I would hope the (or an) accuser(s) are brave enough and now old enough to now enough to say “this is what he did to me”.

    And Broadway, You are embarrassing yourself and making yourself look and sound like a giant pompous sphincter and giving ALL other ALL Christians a big fat black eye with your holier-than-thou crap and bible verses that you constantly act like you invented and then twist to your personal interpretation and situation. You’re defending a pedophile? A reality-TV fundy criminal? Seriously, stop it.
    God is pissed. At YOU.

    in reply to: Put a Fork in Idol #10636
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    ‘America’s Got Talent’ is much more fun.

    in reply to: Thumper Heads are Exploding #10635
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Ha! That may induce his suicide. Or moving.
    “We had no idea he was so depressed…”

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 47 total)