Thumper Heads are Exploding

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  • #10464
    duxrule
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    Those popping sounds you hear are RWNJ heads exploding all over the place:

    Sorry, haters: Americans would prefer a gay president to an evangelical one

    “…In a newly released poll sponsored by NBC News and the definitely-not-liberal Wall Street Journal, 61 percent of respondents said they would be “enthusiastic” or “comfortable” with an LGBT presidential candidate. Just 52 percent of respondents said the same about an evangelical runner.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/sorry-haters-americans-would-prefer-a-gay-president-to-an-evangelical-one/

    #10465
    Amus
    Participant

    We’ve already had a Gay President by the way.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan

    #10466
    Langston
    Participant

    Lindsey Graham to announce soon. Imagine, a president, first lady and queen rolled into one.

    #10467
    RobP
    Participant

    In other news, a recent survey reports more Americans would rather be RWNJs than LWLs.

    #10468
    Amus
    Participant

    Me suspects that the force of a thumper brain explosion would amount to a “puff”.

    #10472
    duxrule
    Participant

    “In other news, a recent survey reports more Americans would rather be RWNJs than LWLs.”

    And it’s a national crisis. Maybe Darrell Issa can start an investigation.

    #10488
    skeptical
    Participant

    Amus sez: “Puff”

    Yup. Here’s a Bible thumper head puff right here:

    #10505
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    @gouge: Have you done it yet? Positive results?

    #10508
    Vitalogy
    Participant

    I say napalm. Choose the recipe wisely.

    #10518
    missing_kskd
    Participant

    lol

    Well, it wouldn’t take too much to just focus that microwave a little… 🙂

    Maybe you could just use Polka music during the half hour before. Play it nice ‘n loud… maybe they will get the idea.

    Be careful not to break the car though. They might just fix the radio first, then leave it on while working on the car for a loooong time.

    #10521
    duxrule
    Participant

    The full “Der Ring des Nibelungen” cycle by Wagner might aslo work.

    #10635
    Mrs.Merkin
    Participant

    Ha! That may induce his suicide. Or moving.
    “We had no idea he was so depressed…”

    #10643
    shipwreck
    Participant

    Point a strobe light at him, hit the switch as soon as the thumping begins.

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