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    Adult film star Stormy Daniels, who claims she had an affair with President Donald Trump more than a decade ago and is suing the president, described sex with the future commander in chief as “the least impressive sex I’d ever had” in a new book.

    The book, titled “Full Disclosure,” was obtained ahead of its Oct. 2 release by The Guardian newspaper. NBC News has not obtained the book.

    “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she wrote, according to The Guardian.

    Daniels had lingering remorse over the experience for years, writing that any time she’d see Trump on television, she’d think: “I had sex with that, I’d say to myself. Eech.”


    What an embarrassment our President is. LOL.



    Looks like NBC needed a mohel for parts of that story.



    Must have been lesbian sex or a MMF threesome. I can’t imagine any human being could be stupid enough to believe Chump has a dick.



    According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…





    Those words can never be un-read. lol.



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