Talk about a "painful situation"

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  • #12937
    radiodork
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    A Georgia man cuts off his penis To stop masturbating.Jonas believed he would go to hell if he continued so he cut it off.Now he wont be able to keep his job at Applebees.
    http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/

    “if God didn’t want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter.
    -George Carlin

    #12940
    duxrule
    Participant

    Looks like someone needed one of these:

    #12941
    Amus
    Participant

    This is the right kind of religious fanatic in my opinion.
    Mutilate yourself and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

    #12943
    missing_kskd
    Participant

    He threw it to a dog, who ate it.

    Maybe somebody should think hard about suicide watch.

    #12944
    Langston
    Participant

    But this guy can still vote and own guns.

    #12945
    Deane Johnson
    Participant

    This guy would be considered an Olympic class nut case. Religion does that to people.

    #12947
    missing_kskd
    Participant

    They didn’t say whether he was also castrated.

    If not, owning guns, plus an awful lot of unreleased sexually tension could male for a very ugly scenario in the future.

    #12948
    Amus
    Participant

    And, may I just point out…

    Georgia (the seat of the Confederacy).

    “…there’s a good chunk of people down there who we would be consigning to basically English-speaking Mexico.

    …. Do you just say, “Here you go, you have to live in a third-world country with crappy education systems, no health care, and a government of snake handlers?”

    http://www.salon.com/2012/08/12/should_the_south_secede/

    #12951
    Alfredo_T
    Participant

    Is this real, or is Sick Chirpse similar to The Onion?

    #12952
    jr_tech
    Participant

    Snopes says *FALSE*

    http://m.snopes.com/self-denial/

    #12953
    Alfredo_T
    Participant

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

    (Sorry–I couldn’t resist.)

    #12958
    Vitalogy
    Participant

    Anytime someone tells me they don’t jerk off, I’m suspicious. Either they are lying, or they have a problem. Because truth be told, the male body needs to release the sperm it produces, and it will do it one way or another.

    Let’s face it, jerking off is free, unlimited, and good for your health. What’s the downside?

    #12961
    paulwalker
    Participant

    Blindness! However despite this my vision is just fine.

    #12968
    duxrule
    Participant

    Don’t forget get about shaving your palms afterward, as well. 😉

    #12973
    Alfredo_T
    Participant

    “It first starts off with a Playboy in your hands.
    You tried to tell me it was your overactive glands.
    You said, ‘Just once it will be OK.’
    But now you do it every single day!

    You didn’t learn, you didn’t try.
    Hair on your palms–don’t ask me why!
    Because I know you. I know your kind.
    I tried to warn you, but now you’ve gone blind, blind, blind–aaaargh!”

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