I wish to withdraw my earlier snarky comment about hoping Trump buys Greenland with his own money, as it’s melting.
Apparently, that’s why he thinks it’s a good buy. Assuming no one does anything about global warming, the melting ice sheets will possibly expose one of the world’s richest deposits of rare earth elements, and some more fossil fuels.
So, it’s not even possible to make a joke about anything anymore, as reality is even worse than the snarkiest joke. If Trump wants Greenland, he actually is planning on the planet dying so he can make a quick buck. God help us.