Jesus Loves the Little Children…

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    Amus
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    [revised for Trump supporting “Christians”]

    Jesus loves the little children.
    Selected little children of the world.

    As long as they are white,
    they are precious in his sight.

    • This topic was modified 3 months ago by  Amus.
    #40491

    Chris_Taylor
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    Ooooo…Ouch.

    #40496

    semoochie
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    …and rich!

    #40498

    Alfredo_T
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    People who are poor and ill because they don’t have enough faith or because they have not done enough to support ministry efforts, according to the prosperity gospel preachers. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology

    The lot in life of the little girl pictured above is to grow up to make Nike shoes for spoiled American teenagers.

    #40528

    Amus
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    8-year-old Guatemalan boy dies in US custody on Christmas Eve

    The Sheep and the Goats

    When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne.

    All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.

    He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

    Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.

    For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

    Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

    The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

    Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

    For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

    He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

    Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.

    “Unless….”

    And the goats stopped and turned around sensing possible salvation.

    “Unless they were sub-Human filth seeking a handout.

    Then let their pain, suffering and death be a warning to others that would also seek refuge where they are not welcome.

    For truly I tell you they are rapists and criminals bringing with them diseases and worse!

    Trust me!”

    And the goats rejoiced with bleats of “Let ’em die!” and “Make Judea Great Again!”

    Matthew 25 31-46.75
    [2018 Revised Trumpian Edition]

    #40530

    Vitalogy
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    Right wing zealots don’t care about brown babies.

    #40538

    nosignalallnoise
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    The lot in life of the little girl pictured above is to grow up to make Nike shoes for spoiled American teenagers.

    Or Apple cell phones for spoiled American hipster millennials/baby boomers who think they’re hipster millennials.

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