I DIDN'T Go to Heaven

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  • #5661
    duxrule
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    Guess what? The kid that raised all that hubbub about “Heaven is Real” now says that the whole thing was a money-making scam cooked up by his dad.

    Boy Says He Didn’t Go To Heaven; Publisher Says It Will Pull Book

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/15/377589757/boy-says-he-didn-t-go-to-heaven-publisher-says-it-will-pull-book

    #5662
    Deane Johnson
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    This is not the “Heaven is Real” kid. It’s a different kid apparently just made up his story.

    #5663
    Amus
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    This is not the “Heaven is Real” kid. It’s a different kid apparently just made up his story.

    Want to bet the other kid did too?

    Did you notice his name is Alex Malarkey?

    #5664
    duxrule
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    “This is not the “Heaven is Real” kid. It’s a different kid apparently just made up his story.”

    My mistake. It’s still just someone trying to make a buck off of the gullible.

    #5665
    missing_kskd
    Participant

    I seen god. He was at the Burger King with Elvis.

    #5666
    Deane Johnson
    Participant

    Back in the 60’s someone came up with a comment “I saw God today and she was black”.

    #5667
    Amus
    Participant

    I always liked;
    Are prepared? Jesus is coming.
    And boy is he pissed!

    Also, from when I was in High School in Salem;
    There was a Christian owned burger joint on South Commercial.
    They would frequently put religious sayings on their reader board.

    Sometimes the punctuation or placement or something wasn’t quite right.’

    My favorite was;

    Are you prepared?
    Jesus is coming.
    With Fries.

    #5668
    Broadway
    Participant

    >>Jesus is coming. With Fries.
    God invented food so that’s a good thing!

    #5669
    missing_kskd
    Participant

    That with fries one is great.

    Seems like a nice strategy. Just put goofy stuff on it. Have fun, with fries.

    #5670
    Amus
    Participant

    Reminds me of another joke;

    Two men of the cloth combined their talents and opened up a seafood restaurant.

    One was a Chip Monk, the other a Fish Friar.

    #5696
    Broadway
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    #5697
    semoochie
    Participant

    Interestingly, My main page says, “I didn’t go to heaven. It’s all a hoax!” I thought it was one topic.

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