Oh, I wasn’t pulling your chain, Mr. Adams. Rather figured as much, actually. I just find it kind of funny that Weston is the COL, that’s all. We always thought of Weston (pop.670) as “that cute little old town tucked down there in the crack between two rather large hills” on the way up to Spout Springs ski area and Tollgate.
If your “target city” is Walla, then your aspirations are, umm, fairly low. I guarantee the 240 watts they are running on that translator will do a good job of covering the 40,000 souls in that valley. Our “162 throbbing watts of stereo gristle” on student run KWCW did just fine. And still does. Thank my old roomie for THAT fine motto, BTW.